I enjoyed the article and found it refreshing in this apocalyptic politically correct world.

Was thinking the same thing but not for the comments but for the 'liking', 'sharing' and their money making 'promote'.

I have to disagree with your "Never use Ubuntu" way of doing things found here: http://biasedphp.com/windows-linux-distribution

Ubuntu's focus on the newest and latest is primarily on the desktop not the server. Better yet recommend user stick to LTS releases with 5 years of support.

Plus requests and BeautifulSoup lines of code.

Don't forget Python and <language of python implementation> lines of code!

And don't forget all the hardware pushing the bits around!

"How to scrape an ImageBam gallery for images with 50,000,000 lines of Assembly" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Actually, that would have been a better!