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Why do you say the Parallella is a 45GHz computer?

This is a Kickstarter project. In order to be successful, we need to attract as much attention from spam blogs as possible. To do that, facts are not particularly useful. What we need is something exciting. If we say we have 64 cores, that's not exciting. 64? I've forgotten how to count that low. Similarly, if we say we have a 700MHz processor, most people listening to us talk will actually start laughing in our faces. So that's no good. But thanks to our mathematical forefathers, there are many ways to make small numbers big. We could add the two numbers, saying we have a 764MHz machine. But that's not exciting, and the units don't work. We could divide the two numbers, yielding 10.94MHz. The units work, but that number is even smaller! Finally, we could try multiplication! And, boy, does that deliver! 45GHz!

TLDR: The only reason you're here is because of our misleading and dishonest claim. But now you're here. Please cough up your hard-earned cash which we might not use to go on a nice tropical vacation. You can trust us, we'd never mislead you...



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